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假期如何假装我们还在工作?

2017-10-05 Y叔 biobabble


我在上面三篇文章里,都吐槽了张大砖家,这里穿插个故事,当时有门课是去嘉道理農場,在很偏的山上,而且是封闭式,再者离港大很远。


选课是先告诉砖家的,上课前也跟砖家讲,然后第一天上课了,人不在实验室,第二天砖家就来了下面这样的信:

Dear all,

I realize that I may have given you confusing signals, such as time spent at lab, progress report etc.

I have to admit that it is hard for me to phrase my words in response to your request for exemption. I may give you wrong signals at that moment. Yes, to emphasize that your significant work is more important, I may say “the total time spent at lab is flexible”.  How flexible?

Here is the clarification for these issues:

  1. Weekly lab meeting with reasonable progress is a mandatory for everyone, only extreme scenarios  can be exempted. Finish the assignment I mentioned if any.

  2. Daily chat for your project progress is essential. I am not asking you to come lab before 9AM, but your presence at lab will be noticed, particularly before your first significant paper (IF>8, note: small papers not counted as they are not strong enough to justify).


I am not asking you to work at here from 10AM to 1AM, like what I did. But I do consider this factor when I write your bi-annual report to graduate school.

白天上课,晚上也要滚回去陪聊天!我当然第二天还是在上课,当我晚上看到邮件的时候,砖家已经等不及,连着两三封标题写着urgent的邮件向我扔来。

回到正题,假期如何假装自己在干活?当年砖家跟我说,他没事就挂个top命令,看CPU有没有被占满,服务器没被填满,就要找我。我必须时刻在跑程序。那我只能也时刻挂个top在看服务器了,假装自己很忙。这个时候我需要的是手机版的ssh client,随时随地可以远程控制服务器。比如像现在国庆这种日子,如果你需要假装在工作,神器必须握在手里。这张照片就是当年拍的。

这种神器现在偶尔还是会用到,有时候在外出的时候,想修改点代码,提交任务,或者想看程序进度,还是蛮方便的。

R又发布了新版本3.4.2,电梯中的《软件更新大法》与《Update R packages》可以让你们无痛升级。

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