Love English 2 助大家快乐学英语！ 点开上方链接有惊喜！十六个英语冷笑话，看看其中有哪些英语学习的知识点可以帮助到你吧？ 1)Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?A: He’s afraid of the mouse!（鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse） 2)Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.（week和weak同音） 3)Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.（catch有抓住的意思，catch a cold是感冒的意思） 4)Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?A: It was a fish tank.（tank有坦克的意思，而fish tank则意为鱼缸） 5)Q: Where do cows go on dates?A: MOOOOvies（date是约会的意思，Moo为牛叫声，movie则是电影院的意思） 6)Q: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?A: I scream (ice cream).（ice cream意为冰淇淋，两者发音相似） 7)Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?A: It waves.（wave有波涛翻滚的意思，也有挥手致意的意思） 8)Q: What kind of witch likes the beach?A: A SAND witch (sandwich)（Sandwich是三明治的意思，两者发音相似）
9)Q: What letters are not in the alphabet?A: The ones in the mail.（letter有信件的意思，也有字母的意思） 10)Q: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?A: To see a butterfly!（butter是黄油，fly是飞，但butterfly是蝴蝶的意思） 11)Q: What room is a dead man most afraid of?A: The living room!（living是活着的意思，而living room则是客厅、起居室的意思） 12)Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?A: Stick with me we’ll go places!（stick有粘帖的意思，stick with me则是紧跟着我的意思） 13)Q: What dog keeps the best time?A: A watchdog.（watchdog意为看门狗, watch有看的意思，但也有手表的意思。） 14)Q: What did the picture say to the wall?A: I was framed.（framed有相片裱框的意思，而I was framed则是被人下套陷害的意思。） 15)Q: What did one candle say to the other candle?A: Are you going out tonight?（out有出去的意思，也有熄灭的意思） 16)Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?A: Don’t worry. I got you covered.（cover一有覆盖的意思，二有保护的意思）