诗人特朗普
Donald Trump的身份有很多：Trump the President, Trump the CEO, Trump the TV Mogul, Trump the Family Man。他自己可能都不知道，他还是位诗人，Trump the Poet。
在墨尔本机场的书店，发现一本奇书：The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump, 我心想Trump还是个文艺青年？
看了介绍后才知道这书不是他写的，是“别有用心”的人把他说的话东拼西凑成一首诗。书的封面上此地无银三百两式地写着：strictly Unauthorized
作者Rob Sear在Editor's Notes的开头说：
It is a little known alternative fact that the 45th President, Donald J. Trump, has long been a remarkable poet. This book aims to redress this oversight on the part of the literary world, and showcase his finest and most revealing words in a previously unseen form. Whether discoursing on politics, walls, gender issues or his own excellent genes, Trump's poems are nothing if not beautifu. Terrific, in fact. Amazing. And they reveal a sensitive and shyly artistic side to Trump that may prompt a reappraisal of the man even among his critics.
读到这里，我想：确定这不是高端黑吗？！东拼西凑替Trump写诗，然后还夸它是“nothing if not beautiful” "Terrific" "Amazing"
I predicted Apple’s stock fall
I will build a great, great wall
I build buildings that are are 94 storeys tall
My hands aren’t — are they small?
我曾说苹果要倒
我要把那墙修高
我盖过94层的楼
我的手，也不小
和习大大的“聊天记录”加上推文也成了诗：
China is going to complete 59 new theme parks by 2020
We've just fired 59 missiles
Fireworks!
中国要修建59座公园
美国发射过59枚导弹
烟火一样美丽！
《经济学人》曾讨论过Trump的语言风格，尽管很多人嘲笑他的英文，但是我们不得不承认他的语言风格是他取得成功的重要因素。Trump的语言特点是简单易懂，善用反复，作者根据这个特点帮他拼了首“My two favorite words"：
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're fired.
You're hereby terminated.
通过反复的修辞手法把读者带进一场交响乐，在到达高潮（crescendo）的时候，突然停下来: You're hereby teminated. 隽永、耐人，余音绕梁
作者还把Trump比作当代的松尾芭蕉(a modern day of Basho)，俳句（haiku）像导弹一样精准直指内心(all hit their targets like laser-guided Paveway missles)。例如这首写奥巴马的：
Is not who you think
The worst ever president
Founder of ISIS
俳句的特点是由17字音以5-7-5的方式组合，作者真是费心了。再看一首写普京的：
Is a strong leader
Said "Trump is a genius"
Highly respected
我最喜欢的是最后一首You have to be everything，读完还有些感动呢。你也来感受一下：
你觉得怎么样呢？
要不要也写一首和Trump“尬诗”？
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